TGIFfunnies 11/28/25 EDITION: Black Friday Questions . . .

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Posted by allosaur 2 weeks, 2 days ago

The dino can answer Meme #4's question.
The Muslim religion tells its worshippers to terrorize the entire human race into worshipping Allah~~~or else!
Easy for a Christian or a Jew to go figure where that actually comes from.

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  Posted by mccannon01 2 weeks, 2 days ago
  
  Could answer it in one word: Conquest.
  
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    Posted by allosaur 2 weeks, 2 days ago
    
    You hit that nail on the head.
    
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  Posted by 73SHARK 2 weeks, 2 days ago
  
  Doesn't the Quran command them to kill any non-muslims that refuse to convert?
  
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    Posted by allosaur 2 weeks, 2 days ago
    
    Me dino once read that with my own two green eyes.
    Yeah, they are really green. Kinda figures.
    
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 2 weeks, 2 days ago
    
    From what I understand.
    That's shria law and it's RADICAL Islam
    
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      Posted by Suzanne43 2 weeks, 1 day ago
      
      Yes, it is. Radical Islam also considers it mandatory to lie if it furthers its cause.
      
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  Posted by tutor-turtle 2 weeks, 1 day ago
  
  The actual, true translation of the word Islam is "submission". No joke.
  
  Conversion to islam by persuasion or by the sword, matters not to them.
  
  They are here to conquer. Period.
  
  You've been warned. Take due notice and act accordingly.
  
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    Posted by allosaur 2 weeks, 1 day ago
    
    In other words, Muslims ain't into free will. Not even for themselves.
    
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      Posted by Suzanne43 2 weeks ago
      
      Yep!
      
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        Posted by allosaur 2 weeks ago
        
        Roll Tide! Bama just survived Auburn!
        
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        Posted by Suzanne43 2 weeks ago
        
        Yes, they did! I have no fingernails left.
        Roll Tide!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 2 weeks ago
        
        I was laughing at Auburn dropping passes in the first half. The second half was not funny at all save for a tied score becoming a win at the end.
        Roll Tide Roll!
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 2 weeks ago
        
        Hey guys/and gals, the sunday paper edition has been published...
        
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    Posted by Suzanne43 2 weeks, 1 day ago
    
    Well said. You nailed it.
    
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    Posted by jdg 2 weeks ago
    
    Yes and no. It means submission to Allah. You don't get credit for any other kind of submission.
    
    Similarly, peace (Salaam) means "the way it will be after we own the world." How many Soviets thought they'd invented that idea?
    
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      Posted by JakeOrilley 2 weeks ago
      
      A bunch of them - but the early ones with that idea - did not see the disaster they sowed.
      
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  Posted by Olduglycarl 2 weeks, 2 days ago
  
  Most need that wake up call !!!
  
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Posted by mccannon01 2 weeks, 2 days ago

Love 'em all, OUC! Nice way to start my day! Ending with a Star Trek reference is always welcome, LOL! Simple answer to #5: Yes.

Ha, I like the first and then near the end, "What are you in for?" to close it. Thanks again, OUC!

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Posted by CaptainKirk 2 weeks, 1 day ago

I want to hack into Dearborn's "call to prayer" system, and cause it to go off every 10 minutes after sunset. Adjusting the volume randomly.

Because they just passed an ordinance saying it is okay, and not disruptive...

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  Posted by mccannon01 2 weeks, 1 day ago
  
  Where I grew up the churches would ring their bells on Sunday and on Holidays like Christmas, but not every day 5 times a day! They haven't done that in years because someone made a noise complaint. Mosque towers, unlike church steeples, make me think of the Dark Lord Sauron's tower in Mordor (Lord Of The Rings).
  
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  Posted by Suzanne43 2 weeks, 1 day ago
  
  Just got back from having Thanksgiving at the Dearborn Inn. Didn’t hear the call to prayer, but the residents who do find it very annoying. The mayor said that he isn’t going to turn the volume since the decibel level is just fine. What a jerk! I love your idea.
  
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  Posted by jdg 2 weeks ago
  
  Any bets on how long until people start vandalizing their sound equipment repeatedly?
  
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    Posted by JakeOrilley 2 weeks ago
    
    The only problem with that is they would be prosecuted and sent to prison. The Muslims that are causing all of the issues in Dearborn and elsewhere do not even get arrested.
    
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      Posted by Suzanne43 2 weeks ago
      
      Of course they don’t. Some are more equal than others.
      
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      Posted by jdg 1 week, 6 days ago
      
      Most vandals around here don't get caught. Including lots of repeat attacks on the same targets.
      
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    Posted by mccannon01 2 weeks ago
    
    I'm a bit partial to the way Sauron's tower fell down at the end of Lord Of The Rings.
    
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Posted by kddr22 2 weeks, 2 days ago

perfect start to the day lol

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Posted by JakeOrilley 2 weeks ago

Great collection as always - thanks for your time on these!!

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Posted by katrinam41 1 week, 5 days ago

This bunch should make some non-thinkers re-think their non-think. I have read portions of that book, and the further in you get, the louder the call goes to smite the infidel. People of the book are thrown under the bus just as surely as the lbgt----etc are thrown off buildings. We can no longer believe anything we see. I watched a video of my cousins at age 5 and 3, made from a black and white photo taken nearly 70 years ago. It looked real, as if it had always been a movie. If the fanatics don't get us, the AI will.

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 week, 5 days ago
  
  You and a few others have reach the "concussions" (yes, they are a knock in the head), I intended within the order of those questions.
  
  The fanatics control AI . . .
  
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Posted by freedomforall 2 weeks ago

Some great questions asked in these, OUC. 👍

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Posted by JakeOrilley 2 weeks ago

With everything going on, the Psyop is more and more the question we should be asking!

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