EXCLUSIVE: City restaurant inspectors will now be armed with 17-ounce cups to make sure eateries aren't selling oversized sugary beverages
 I'm really having trouble coming up with a witty comment to highlight the ridiculousness of this whole situation... so how's this: 
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mayor Bloomberg.
 Ladies and Gentlemen, Mayor Bloomberg.


 
 
There is one Judge standing up. He has struck down the law. Bloomberg threatens to appeal.